I am not always right, but am never wrong..

This is it. I've reached the pinnacle of laziness... How depressing. There's no place to go after you've reached the top.
Eat, sleep, be lazy, derive pleasure out of doing nothing. That's Garfield for you..

I think I was born to be like him. This world has changed me in many ways, I work for a living and like challenges, I have multitude of interests but all said and done, I like being lazy and love sleeping. No matter how many hours I sleep, I simply can't wake up in the mornings I have to force myself every single day to wake up. On a weekend , "Oh no! I overslept ! I'm late ! For my nap". I realized its easier to have an inspiration who is so already like you, so that you don't have to work towards anything.. yes Garfield is my inspiration..

His Philosophy is my belief.

• Odie, let's talk effort versus return here. You know, you can still lead a pointless life without all that running around.
• If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider.
• If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen !
• I'm not messy. I'm organizationally challenged !
• Good times are ahead ! Or behind. Because they sure aren't here.
• Anybody can exercise... But this kind of lethargy takes real discipline.
• Avoid fruits and nuts: after all, you are what you eat.
• Eat every meal as though it were your last
• All I do is eat and sleep. Eat and sleep. Eat and sleep. There must be more to a cat's life than that. But I hope not.
• You can bet it wasn't an exercise freak who invented power steering.
• You know it's Monday when you wake up, and it's Tuesday
• Diet is die with a 't.
• I'll rise, but I won't shine.
• I look back on my life with regrets. All those wasted years. All that time spent awake

Oh, I Love this cat, its zimply purr-fect !!